(5/5/22) Exploratory Death March

AO: The Oakery

QIC: Ghost

PAX: Ram, Dad Joke, Rubik, Output, Deacon, Fishman, Mad Dog, Revolutioon

Conditions

50, showers

Warm up

SSH x 20IC

Imperial Walkers x 10IC

Scissor Arms x 8IC

Daisy Pickers x 12IC

on your six – side ankle touches x20IC

single leg bridges x 10 IC each side

dead bug shuffle 10 feet each way

Bring Sally Up – with single arm plank leg lift

The Thang

Mosey to Coop Road

Bataan Death March – 3 burpees up the hill then back and up the side road and back

Stop for 10 squats and 10 merkins in a circle on awkward cadence (holding for random amounts of time before coming back up)

Mosey around meadow path at school and back to flag pole

6MoM

Reachers (squat to jump/reach) x20IC

Ankle touches x20IC

calf raises – 20 seconds each leg

Reverse Snowman x20IC

Merkins x20IC

Frozen Freddies x 20IC

CoT

You practice like you play

F3 is like practice for the adversity we face in life. That’s why we meet outdoors rain or shine. It gives us a chance to handle whatever life throws at us. That’s why we left the cover today even though it was raining. The next couple of months will be relatively easy, but will we be able to build a movement at the Oakery that lasts through the winter? It remains to be seen.

We are preparing for difficult times that will lie ahead – Ephesians 6:13

Ghost out

(5/3/22) 50/50

AO: The Oakery

QIC: Ghost

PAX: Ram, Dad Joke, Rubik, Output

Conditions

50, overcast, dry

Warm up

SSH x 20IC

Hillbillies x 10IC

Halos x 8IC

Windmills x 10IC

leg swings forward x 8OYO each way

leg swings sideways x 8OYO each way

calf raises – 15seconds OYO

Mosey around to get coupons.

The Thang

Complete in any order OYO

Laps around school x5

Donkey kicks x50

Coupon manmakers x50

Coupon curls x50

Shoulder press w/ feet on picnic table (coupon press for modification) x50

Bonnie Blairs x50

Coupon shrugs x50

6MoM

No time

CoT

Talked about go30 goals for May and encouragement to attend the convergence.

My goal is to at leasts once during each meal focus consciously on chewing and swallowing my food before taking the next bite. Rubik wants to do 10 pullups twice per day. Dad Joke wants to connect better with some friends. Ram wants to be on time to his various commitments

Rubik asked for prayer for leading his Bible study group on Thursday

Ghost out

(4/28/22) Island Hopper

AO: The Oakery

QIC: Ghost

PAX: Mad Dog, Fishman, Ram, Dad Joke, Deacon, Rubik, Output, Revolution

Conditions

Mid 40s. light mist.

Warm up

SSH x 20IC

Hillbillies x 12IC

Reachers x 12IC

Halos x 8IC

Daisy Pickers x 12IC

leg swings forward x 8IC each way

leg swings sideways x 8IC each way

calf raises – 15s OYO

world’s greatest stretch

Mosey around to back of school.

Wall sit while doing (cherry pickers, shoulder press, overhead claps, arm circles forward and backwards – all exercises 10IC)

The Thang

Each area of the playground is an island. Going counterclockwise we squat jump between islands. Start with three on each island. Go at your own pace

Bear crawl around slide then climb and slide down then 5 merkins

Duck walk around jungle gym then 5 shoulder touch planks

Side shuffle forward side shuffle backward around the 3rd one then 5 rows/pull ups

Add 5 each time around (we completed about four rounds, up to 20 reps)

6MoM

Hold a pole – leg up hip raises x20IC

Frozen Freddiez x20IC

Reverse Snow Angel x20IC

Box cutters x20IC

Big Bois x20IC

CoT

I get too focused on task completion and continue trying to complete tasks when I am spent and completely inefficient. Previous evening this happened and I wasted a bunch of time and got no rest and it was very frustrating.

I think it comes down to trust. I want to trust God more to guide me through life in a way that is balanced, not focused on completing tasks, but on following His Spirit in what is helpful in the moment.

We talked about go30 for April and then a few people opened up about personal struggles. It was great to hear people really getting vulnerable and honest. Getting some skeletons out of the closet!

Ghost out

(4/26/22) Limiting Factor

AO: The Oakery

QIC: Ghost

PAX: Mad Dog, Fishman, Ram, Dad Joke, Deacon, Rubik, Output

Conditions

High 40s. Light rain tapering off.

Warm up

Mosey 2 laps

SSH x 12IC

Reachers x 10IC

Hip Circles x 6IC each way

3rd Grade x 10IC

Imperial Walkers x 10IC

Scissor arms x 8IC

Mosey around school. Then grab the two heavy coupons. They shouldn’t touch the ground until the end of the workout.

The Thang

One exercise will be the “limiting factor” or weakest link alerting us that it’s time to switch

4 stations, 2 people at each station, exercises until someone can’t go with good form any longer and calls switch. Then everyone moves to the next station.

1st rotation – coupon (kettle bell) swings, merkins, spiderman lunges, plank (twice through rotation)

Lap around school taking turns carrying the coupons

2nd rotation – coupon curls, lunges, Jane Fonda left side, Jane Fonda right side (twice through rotation)

Lap around school taking turns carrying the coupons

3rd rotation – Coupon clean squat and press, Right side oil derricks, Left side oil derricks, side plank (once through rotation)

6MoM

0

CoT

Thinking about sharing each others burdens. When we ask for help managing our burdens (or our sins) and acknowledge our weakness then we are being honest with others about the burdens we carry and give them a chance to help us willingly, like when we ask for help carrying the coupon around the school.

But if we don’t ask for help with our burdens (or sin) we still force others to carry a weight. It might be the weight of our distraction or our forgetfulness or our lack of joy in interacting with them. When we aren’t living up to our potential or walking in step with the Spirit other people pay the price even if they don’t know it.

Deacon pointed out that it’s important to share our joys as well, not just our burdens.

Ghost out

(04/22/22) – Double Down for 22s

AO: Lightning Rod

QIC: Lumbergh

PAX: Walkman, Danish, Herbie, Jellyfish

Conditions

A perfect 40 degrees with the sun peaking thru the gloom

Warm up

  • SSH x 22
  • Slow High Knees x 11
  • Windmill x 11
  • Daisy Pickers x 22
  • 3rd Grade Exercises x 11
  • Halos x 11

The Thang

Mosey to the parking lot

FORMAT: First partner dictates pace, completes maxes out reps of an exercise while

Round 1: Merkin Lunges

  • Partner 1: Merkins
  • Partner 2: Lunge walks 22 steps (11 each leg), yells out “DONE” to initiate the Switch
  • Switch
  • Partner 1: Lunge walks 22 steps (11 each leg)
  • Partner 2: Merkins
  • Complete: 2 rounds each, mosey to the stadium

Round 2: Stair Dips

  • Partner 1: Dips
  • Partner 2: Runs up and down the stairs twice, yells out “DONE” to initiate the Switch
  • Switch
  • Partner 1: Runs up and down stairs twice
  • Partner 2: Dips
  • Complete: 2 rounds each, mosey to the track

Round 3: Squat Sprints

  • Partner 1: Squats
  • Partner 2: Sprints 200m, yells out “DONE” to initiate the Switch
  • Switch
  • Partner 1: Sprints 200m, yells out “DONE” to initiate the Switch
  • Partner 2: Squats
  • Complete: 2 rounds each (aka each team will finish 400m), mosey to the grass hill

Round 3: Bunny Bear Donkeys

  • Partner 1: Donkey Kicks
  • Partner 2: Bunny hop up the grass hill, bear crawl down
  • Switch
  • Partner 1: Bunny hop up the grass hill, bear crawl down
  • Partner 2: Donkey Kicks
  • Complete: 2 rounds each

Round 4: PAX Sticks Together

  • AO Mosey
  • Mosey from hill to stadium on the track
  • Zig and Zag up and down the stadium (just large section), work your way back to the start of the stadium
  • Mosey up the grass hill above the track, across to the stairs and back down to track
  • Squats till the six is in
  • Mosey back to parking lot
  • At the top, flat section of the parking lot (allowing PAX to catch breath), Lunge Walk x 22 IC
  • Merkins x 22 IC

Mosey back to LR

6MoM

  • Grounded LBCs x 22
  • LBXs x 22
  • Flutter Jacks x 22
  • Leg Raises x 22

COT

Personal Share

My definition of male friendships: Two men who have a sense of comradery. They may spend time together, have similar interests, or relate on a deep level. They at times can have an unspoken and spoken commitment to the other individual. It can also happen that on an emotional level there is a connection or shared vulnerability.

This occurred for me yesterday. I recently had to physically return to work a couple days a week. I don’t hate but my situation is unique. I’m a globally employee who has no commitment to NAM or a team to connect with in NAM. Long story short, I have no ‘reason’ to physically return to work. That said, wearing sweating pants and actually holding myself accountable to a true cadence, schedule, milestone….all of it was excusable b/c the world was upside down. I realized, I used it as a leverage to be less than capable, less valuable, less required. Over a year’s time, I developed bad behaviors.

Today, I return to the office fully, no team, no peers, no reason. But I went, I felt God’s pull to get back on THIS path. I stopped fighting and went. I was anxious, unsure. Push thru the morning, did my thing. Till Danish reached out, invited me to a ‘Fun Run’ at noon….I had my gear and showed up, went for a 2 miler (bonus Houdini showed up too, for what I know is the same reasons), then I stayed in the gym and busted out 1/4 Murph with them, then did a small circuit, then a 500m row (almost splashed merlot)… Later that day, I received a text from Danish sharing how proud he was of me putting in the extra work. While I’m not here to gloat on my work, it’s more a reflection of the relationship I have with Danish (and all my F3 brothers). Point being, sometimes you need faith, sometimes you need change, sometimes you need everything you NEVER thought you needed, and ALWAYS you need a brother next you.

That’s a wrap,

Lumbergh

(4/21/22) Shrug it off

AO: The Oakery

QIC: Ghost

PAX: Mad Dog, Fishman, Ram, Dad Joke, Deacon, FNG (now Revolution)

Conditions

42 degrees and one brief rain shower.

Warm up

SSH x 20IC

Windmills x 10IC

Imperial Walkers x 10IC

Scissor arms x 8IC

Leg swings foward x 8ea IC

Leg swings sideways x 8ea IC

Reachers x 10IC

Mosey around parking lot. Then grab the three coupons.

The Thang

Partner up and complete…

200 coupon shrugs while partner does a lap around parking lot.

150 merkins while partner does over and backs down the parking lot

200 GT(or goblet) squats while partner does bear crawl

100 rows while partner does coupon rifle carry

6MoM

Frozen Freddies x 20IC

CoT

Did a go30 check in. Most people were still on the wagon or had gotten back on after missing one or two days.

Thinking about friendship (having my old friend Joby as FNG) Wanting to leverage our friendships to help make us better men, but also to help us flourish and have fun. Talked about convergence. Hopefully a few of us will be able to make it too Hood River and meet some of the other PAX in the area.

Then we got to know our FNG so we could give him a name.

Ghost out

(4/19/22) Asymmetry

AO: The Oakery

QIC: Ghost

PAX: Mad Dog, Fishman, Output, Deacon

Conditions

42 degrees and light rain.

Warm up

SSH x 20IC

Leg swings foward x 8eaIC

Leg swings sideways x 8eaIC

Scissor arms x 10IC

Hillbillies x 10IC

Reachers x 10IC

Mosey around parking lot. Then grab the three coupons

The Thang

2 rounds of interval workout 30 seconds on, 15 seconds rest

Right leg squats with coupon on right shoulder

Right arm coupon shoulder press

Right arm plank

Right leg Jane Fondas

Right leg split squats

Right arm row

Lap Around School

Same thing on left side.

Lap Around School

6MoM

Merkins x 30IC

Big Boys x 20IC

Reverse Snow Angel x 20IC

Frozen Freddies x 20IC

Flutter jacks x 20IC

CoT

Kind of a rambling one…

First, just want to encourage PAX to keep making that consistent effort to be here. The novelty has worn off.

Second, thinking about asymmetry (Russia vs Ukraine, State media vs. free media, powerful vs. disenfranchised). I’m disturbed by the dehumanizing and radical rhetoric coming from RT TV, the asymmetry between truth and the rhetoric. I want us to be in dialog with each other so that moderate voices are being heard rather than just the radical ones in the media. We must be willing and able to talk and to learn from each other or we too are susceptible to aiding and abetting terrible things.

Deacon reminded us of how Jesus always got to the heart of the matter and it usually transcended our categories and polarization.

Output talked about the importance of using God’s word, rather than our own opinions, as the foundation for our thinking.

Ghost out

(4/18/22) Asymmetry

AO: LightningRod

QIC: Walkman

PAX: StrayCat, Lumbergh, JellyFish, Kiwi

Conditions

47 and clear. That sun is starting to come up earlier and we started the week on a great note!

Warm up

Side lunge x 10ea

Slow high knees x 10

Monkey humper x 10

Jane Fonda x 10ea

Third grade x 10

Halo x 10

Side lunge x 10ea
Slow high knees x 10
Monkey humper x 10
Jane Fonda x 10ea
Third grade x 10
Halo x 10

Mosy to the Track with coupons

The Thang

Right leg coupon GT squats x 25

Right arm coupon merkins x 25

Right leg lunges x 25

Right arm row x 25

Right leg split squats x 25

400M run

Right side Jane fonda’s x 30

Right side stretch x 10

Right arm shrug x 25

Right leg coupon GT squats x 25

Right arm coupon merkins x 25

Right leg lunges x 25

Right arm row x 25

Right leg split squats x 25

400M run

Leg leg coupon GT squats x 25

Left arm coupon merkins x 25

Left leg lunges x 25

Left arm row x 25

Left leg split squats x 25

400M run

Left side Jane fonda’s x 30

Left side stretch x 10

Left arm shrug x 25

Left arm coupon merkins x 25

Left leg lunges x 25

Left arm row x 25

Left leg split squats x 25

400M run

6MOM

Frozen Freddie x 10

Plank (w/ ea side) x 10

Bunny Hill

COT

Two CoT messages here today.

Sometimes life gets asymmetrical. You over commit, over execute, under prioritize. When you do, things downstream suffer. Some actions require countering actions – yin and Yang.

Your energy, focus, patience, presence, etc  are consumable. The older I get, the more valuable it is to say no and To find balance. To hunt the Yang. To under commit. Or to know what it takes to restore me and to be ok with it. In order to give 100% of my self to something.

Bertrand Russell, A Free Man’s Worship (Very worth a long read)

The life of Man, viewed outwardly, is but a small thing in comparison with the forces of Nature. The slave is doomed to worship Time and Fate and Death, because they are greater than anything he finds in himself, and because all his thoughts are of things which they devour. But, great as they are, to think of them greatly, to feel their passionless splendour, is greater still. And such thought makes us free men; we no longer bow before the inevitable in Oriental subjection, but we absorb it, and make it a part of ourselves. To abandon the struggle for private happiness, to expel all eagerness of temporary desire, to burn with passion for eternal things–this is emancipation, and this is the free man’s worship.

And this liberation is effected by a contemplation of Fate; for Fate itself is subdued by the mind which leaves nothing to be purged by the purifying fire of Time. United with his fellow-men by the strongest of all ties, the tie of a common doom, the free man finds that a new vision is with him always, shedding over every daily task the light of love. The life of Man is a long march through the night, surrounded by invisible foes, tortured by weariness and pain, towards a goal that few can hope to reach, and where none may tarry long. One by one, as they march, our comrades vanish from our sight, seized by the silent orders of omnipotent Death.

Very brief is the time in which we can help them, in which their happiness or misery is decided. Be it ours to shed sunshine on their path, to lighten their sorrows by the balm of sympathy, to give them the pure joy of a never-tiring affection, to strengthen failing courage, to instill faith in hours of despair. Let us not weigh in grudging scales their merits and demerits, but let us think only of their need–of the sorrows, the difficulties, perhaps the blindnesses, that make the misery of their lives; let us remember that they are fellow-sufferers in the same darkness, actors in the same tragedy as ourselves.

And so, when their day is over, when their good and their evil have become eternal by the immortality of the past, be it ours to feel that, where they suffered, where they failed, no deed of ours was the cause; but wherever a spark of the divine fire kindled in their hearts, we were ready with encouragement, with sympathy, with brave words in which high courage glowed.

Well done Men!

Walkman

(04/15/22) – SwHOLY Friday

AO: Lightning Rod

QIC: Lumbergh

PAX: Herbie, Slash, Walkman, Jellyfish, Kiwi

Conditions

Frosty but dry, bit foggy at the start with the almost full moon shining down!!

Warm up

Mosey to the field, set out the cones and quickly run thru the exercises to ensure PAX knows each movement.

  • SSH x 20
  • Windmill x 10
  • Arm Scissors x 10
  • Slow High Knees x 10
  • Butt Kickers x 10
  • Monkey Humpers x 10
  • Daisy Pickers x 10 (alternating legs)

The Thang

Cones put out into a cross on the football field. Exercises rotate clockwise (3 different exercises on each cone – total of 12 total)

PAX starts in the center of the field with 5 burpees. Mosey to the first cone, complete exercise, then mosey back to center, completing 5 burpees every time you return to center. Second round add in bear crawl ‘out’ to the cones, mosey back (still doing the burpees). Round 3 bear crawl ‘out’ to the cones and ‘back’.

Cone 1:

  • Merkins x 10
  • Shoulder taps x 10 (HC)
  • Diamond Merkins x 10

Cone 2:

  • Pickle Pounders x10
  • Monkey Humpers x 10
  • Pickle Draggers x 10 (HC)

Cone 3:

  • Squats Jumps x 10
  • Lunges x 10
  • Bonnie Blairs x 10 (HC)

Cone 4:

  • X Factors x 10 (HC)
  • V Ups x 10
  • Big Bois x 10

6MoM

  • Flutter Kicks x 10 (IC)
  • Outlaws x 7 (IC) both clockwise and counterclockwise

COT

Good Friday

Today is the recognition of sacrifice. My faith is rooted in Christ and today is the day we celebrate his ultimate sacrifice.

The crucifixion day of Jesus is called Good Friday, Holy Friday, also Easter Friday. It’s a day for commemorating the great sacrifice of Jesus, who gave away his life to save us from sins. His death is an example of the ultimate sacrifice and unconditional love that teaches us a lot of things. Good Friday is a Holy day for every Christian. On this Holy day, everyone you held close deserves Good Friday Greetings from you. Your good Friday messages need not be too formal, but they should express your thoughts, blessings, and prayers perfectly for the ones you care about. These good Friday wishes are best for wishing someone a peaceful life and a blissful day. So spread the spirit of Jesus by texting your loved one these good Friday wishes and greetings!

That’s a wrap,

Lumbergh

3.28.22 Cave Dwellers!


AO: >Lightning Rod

QIC: > Walkman

PAX: > Jelly Fish, Lumbergh, Kiwi, Stray Cat, Free Lunch



CONDITIONS

mid 40’s and dry! Pax showed up in good moods with sore legs from Saturday. YHC didn’t read the Saturday Backblast….so I punished their legs again.

Warm up

  • Mosied to 62nd looking for good morning merkins, didn’t find any, mosied to the tennis courts
  • Circled up for SSH x 10, monkey humpers x 10, daisy pickers x 10

The Thang

Cave Dwellers! Start on the edge of the tennis courts

Bear Crawl to other side of first court, 10 merkins, crawl bear back, 10 merkins

Guerrilla walk to other side of second court, 10 merkins, reverse inch worm back, 10 merkins

Bear Crawl to other side of 3rd court, 10 merkins, crawl bear back, 10 merkins

Guerrilla walk to other side of fourth court, 10 merkins, reverse inch worm back, 10 merkins

Pick up the six!

6MoM

  • LBC x 25
  • Good morning merkins x10 (found some!)
  • Plank and side planks x 10 each
  • Merkins x 10

COT

I shared that preparation has been a common theme in my life in the last few months, so I shared some from the Q Source:

Prepare for what you expect and the be prepared for the unexpected 

The first disturbance the Disrupter makes in the life of the Mascot is to elicit Commitment . To Get Right, the Mascot has to Commit to actual Movement, not just its appearance. To obtain proper personal alignment, he must stop seeking to seem and determine to be. He must decide to turn Pro rather than continue life as an Amateur .

The superficially-Committed Mascot is an Amateur. To him, what truly matters is only that he make periodic resolutions and look like he is trying to fulfill them. Then, when the circumstances of his life inevitably undo whatever small progress he might have made, he can repeat the process without being completely embarrassed. For that man it is all about the appearance of the process not the substance of the progress.

The fully-Committed HIM is a Pro. He views his proper personal alignment as a skill that requires daily practice to first obtain and then continually sharpen. Determined to be rather than merely to seem, a HIM focuses on Preparedness absent any concern of how that appears to the world.

Take golf as an illustration of the contrast between the Amateur and the Pro. A professional golfer goes to the driving range every day to get prepared for what he expects from his next match and to be prepared for what he doesn’t. He practices driving and putting because he plans on doing a lot of both–but he also practices his sand shots and getting out of the rough because he knows that his plan to stay in the fairway will not always succeed. What he’s wearing while he does all that is of very little concern to him.

An amateur golfer spends more time trying to look like a golfer than he does practicing his swing. He might go to the range if he can fit it in, but he usually comes in hot on Saturday morning five minutes before his tee time hoping for good things to happen and reacting emotionally when inevitably they don’t. How could they? He is prepared for neither the fairway nor the rough. He is not actually a golfer–he only seems like one because he’s wearing the right shoes.

A Mascot brings the same Amateur approach to his proper personal alignment. Instead of organizing his time around the daily grind required to work out his imperfections, he just shows up and reacts emotionally to his circumstances. For him Preparedness is something he never seems to be able to fit around his “real” life when in fact the Get Right is his real life.

The HIM is the complete opposite. He is a man who has turned Pro. He knows that proper personal alignment requires the constant honing that can only be done through daily practice. Unlike the Mascot, the HIM’s focus is on Preparedness–not just for the next Event in his life, but for his life in general as well as what awaits him in the Super Unknown.

Until the Mascot turns Pro he will be ruled by the emotional surges that result from his lack of Preparedness for the expected and unexpected Events of his life. He will make the same resolutions every December and break them in the same way every January. Because he is an Amateur he will start each day with the Blue Pill and live a life of seeming rather than being.

Fortunately, no man is too far wrong to Get Right. No matter how long his boat has been capsized he can begin returning it to the normal upright position with one very small Movement–the decision to take the Red Pill instead of the Blue one. He need only determine to begin doing those things necessary today to become a HIM tomorrow

True freedom is the predetermined ‘what’ that allows full focus on the ‘how’

Good work Men

-Walkman